Tap Shoes

I own a pair of tap shoes. I do sometimes take them out and tap on the floor.I pretend I know what I'm doing. Apparently it looks like I know what I'm doing because my roommate and others have commented. I don't. My experience with tap shoes goes as far as watching a few instructional videos on youtube, and even those were too boring to watch. I think I'll just tap away now. Cheerios.